If I had to pick one reason why Jean-Claude Van Damme remains my favorite muscle-headed badass, it's probably his ability to make fire emit from the bottom of a pan flute.
This GoDaddy commercial has been going around lately, and despite being super brief and simple, it's still definitely worth seeing if you haven't come across it yet. It's basically just Van Damme playing various instruments while doing the splits and mugging at the camera like Bruce Campbell. I can think of no better way to start your Friday morning.
As far as I can tell, GoDaddy is a bright and sunny porn site? And the baker needs Van Damme's inspiration to help fill out a bunch of orders so he can hurry up and get to whacking, right?