Rob Lowe To Make Another SEX TAPE

They just don't make ribald comedies like they used to.

Welcome to a news story that exists simply because I thought of a funny headline. See, Rob Lowe once starred in a scandalous tape where he had sex with a 16 year old, after which his career hit an all time lowe.

But he's been on an upswing for a long time now, probably longer than he was popular in the first place. The time has come for him to try another sex tape, this one a comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal as a couple who make a sex tape and somehow mistakenly give it to Rob Lowe's character, the CEO of a Children's Toy Company.

Sex Tape will be directed by Jake Kasdan, director of Walk Hard, which had wieners in it. And it stars Jason Segel, who has shown his wiener in the past. Therefore, I put our chances of seeing wiener at a good 50/50. And that is all I have to say about Sex Tape. I would, however, like to mention how badass last night's Breaking Bad was.