[E]very half-assed critic says, "Why did it go on so long? Why didn't the Indians just shoot the horses?" I tell them, "If the Indians had done that, they would have stopped the picture."
- John Ford on the chase in Stagecoach
Joe Nicolosi is a really talented Austin filmmaker whose work has gotten great exposure online. His The Matrix Retold By Mom was a viral hit and I think his Mario Bros. Indie Film Trailer is absolutely next level. The latest Nicolosi joint is Hell No, a trailer for a horror movie where everybody makes good decisions. It's packed with familiar Austin faces, and even has a fake pullquote from Badass Digest! It's also really funny, and nicely underscores that John Ford quote.