Now You Can Eat Fine Chocolate Assholes

Belgian chocolates molded in the shape of an anus can be yours.

Have you ever heard someone use the term 'chocolate starfish' to describe an asshole and thought to yourself, 'Man, that actually sounds delicious'? Good news! An English company has created a line of fine Belgian chocolates molded in the shape of an asshole. One particular asshole, to be exact. From the Edible Anus website's About Us page:

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

So the good news for all you homophobic types is that this is a girl asshole, and you can feel comfortable eating it. It looks like this:

They offer Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate and White Chocolate anuses. There's also a line of anus fine art, including glass, bronze and silver anuses. 

Click here to place your order NOW. They ship globally.

One final butt-touching thought, from the Edible Anus page:

We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So spread the joy, and let's teach the world to LOVE EACH OTHER & LOVE THE ANUS.