Are You Ready For SPACE JAM 2?

Starring Michael Jordan as The Human Torch.

There appears to be some kind of Space Jam cult I didn't know about. I've still never seen the film, largely because it's a Looney Tunes movie about basketball. People who saw the film when they were young appear to have a high opinion of it, however. I don't know if that's because it's actually good or if it's just Bill Murray. I really don't know anything about movies at all.

Normally no one would be talking about Space Jam, but today is a big Space Jam day because there might be a Space Jam 2. Instead of starring Michael Jordan it will star LeBron James, who I assume plays basketball in some capacity.

The film will be produced by Charlie Ebersol and written by Willie Ebersol and directed by Ebenezer Ebersol, who married into the family when he wedded Daisy Ebersol, who was allegedly adopted. I assume some of these Ebersols are also basketball players, if only on the streetz.

All the Looney Tunes characters will be back: Kermit the Frog, Mickey Mouse, Donatello Turtle - the whole gang. They will all play basketball with LeBron James and Wayne Knight. It'll be like printing money. If it happens at all.