Here is GOTHAM’s Li’l Batman And Li’l Catwoman

Fox's Li'l Batman Who Could show, Gotham, now has its little Batman and Catwoman. They will be played by David Mazouz and Camren Bicondova. I have done as much fact-checking as humanly possible on this and can confirm that neither name came from a John Travolta mis-name generator.

Mazouz was on something I've never heard of called Touch, which is funny because I'm seeing a lot of headlines that read "Touch Star David Mazouz…" and it sounds like an invitation to illegal activities. Bicondova was on another thing I've never heard of called America's Best Dance Crew. I'm writing this like she's a toddler, but she's actually a teenager and has abs like a dude.

Keep in mind that the two will only provide side characters to what will ultimately be Jim Gordon's show, unless the ratings slip, in which case we will finally get the Bugsy Malone Batman drama we've always longed for. So, please, for the love of God, don't watch Gotham right away.