Well here it is. Maybe you hoped negative thinking would erase this from existence, but nope. Zack Braff's Wish I Was Here has a teaser, and it definitely looks like an actual film will follow. People have even seen it already (I think). Unless they're in on the prank as well, this is happening.
And you know what? It doesn't look any better or worse than a lot of other indie movies like this. It has hip music, everyone looks just weird enough to still be considered cool, and there seems to be a lot of easy emotion going down. On top of that: Mandy Patinkin!
Zack Braff's Wish I Was Here opens on July 25, 2014, and it is sure to take the summer by storm. Of heartfelt emotion. But nevertheless, a Goddamn hurricane.