GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY To Feature Stan Lee Cameo, Marvel Logo Likely

Don't read the article title if you're afraid of SPOILERS!

You probably don't know this, but every Marvel movie has a little role played by a little old guy with a wacky voice. His name is Stan Lee, and he is the man credited with making up tons of Marvel characters. Whenever he pops up in one of these films, I always stand on my theater seat and tell people, "Hey! That's Stan Lee! He is the man credited with making up tons of Marvel characters." Then I politely say "You're welcome" and sit back down.

For a while, however, it looked like Stan Lee would not make his dutiful Marvel cameo in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy. We didn't know exactly why. He didn't create the book for one thing, but the big rumor was that his mustache has weird reactions to raccoon hair, and he didn't want to risk getting chin hives.

But recently at the c2e2 expo in Chicago (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called), Lee sang a different tune when asked about the subject:

I did, already. I can’t tell you what it is, but I can tell you I do not understand what it was or why I did it. It has me with a girl — a very pretty girl — that’s all I can tell you.

So there you have it. Stan Lee will be in the next Marvel movie after all. And it sounds like he had no idea what was happening except that his character does get laid. You can all rest easy.