Holy Shit: JUPITER ASCENDING Is Now A 2015 Movie

To repeat: Holy Shit.

Lately I have to keep reminding myself that Jupiter Ascending, the big new film from the Wachowski siblings, is coming out this summer. It turns out I have superpowers because Variety just reported that film has been moved from its July 18 date - not even two months from now - to February 2015. Seriously. That seems insane.

No one has any reasons for this huge, sudden move as of now, which gives us license to wildly speculate like crazy. So go for it. Try to bring the Masons into it somehow.

UPDATE FROM DEVIN: Butting in on Evan's post here because The Wrap is reporting that the delay is due to VFX not being ready. Let's hope that's the truth and not some spin.