New TMNT Photo Reveals Swiss Army Shredder

I think they're making this pizza-eating ninja turtle movie too silly!

I really like the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie design for Shredder. It's like a parody, which pretty much it should be. I wonder what Shredder does if he gets an itchy nose. Or if he has to sit next to somebody in a car. Can he even get through doors with all those knives coming off of his shouders and arms and butt? I'm starting to think that Shredder is trying to keep people away; he's created this suit of knives not to hurt others but to keep himself from being hurt. If no one can get close, is no one can hug him or hold him, no one can break his heart.

Poor Shredder.

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