Ron Paul Finally Ready For His Close Up In Next ATLAS SHRUGGED Film

And the award for Grumpiest Old Man goes to...

You may not know this but as perhaps one of the more prominent examples of faking it until you make it, Harmon Kaslow is still making another Atlas Shrugged movie, this one called Atlas Shrugged: Who is John Galt?, even though I have yet to meet anyone who has even seen the first two, which I believe had completely different casts despite being sequels.

That is the power of positive thinking! And now with this third entry, he's going to present to the world the acting debut of one Ron Paul, prominent Libertarian goofball. We've always felt the lack of Paul's beautiful face on the big screen (as an actor, anyway) was a tragedy. This proves that it's never too late to make your dreams come true.

The film will also feature handsome hunks like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. It appears they will all play commentators on various Atlas Shrugged-approved TV shows. But if things go well, don't be surprised if a Three Men and a Baby remake soon pops up - in which a composite of all three dudes plays the baby.

Look, I don't really know much about this story, except that it seems very popular with assholes. One day maybe I'll watch the whole trilogy and have the time of my life. But I will wait until video for that. From what I can tell, admission to Atlas Shrugged: Who is John Galt? can only be bought with solid gold currency, and I don't have any of that.