Check Out These Four TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Motion Posters

Motion posters are, like, skinny video clips. Little bit of info for ya. 

Today Paramount released four motion character posters for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and if I were Raphael, I'd be pretty crabby about being the only turtle who doesn't get to talk in his poster clip thingy. Maybe he's the turtle who can't really act, but he looks good. Maybe he's the Nico. 

So we've got some car-flipping, some skateboarding, some nunchuck chucking, pushing (poor Raphael again), and lots of snow. I feel totally prepared for this movie now! Which is good, because it's here August 8, whether we're ready or not.