It is 2014, And There Is A New TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Rap Song

This is the best day of my life.

Finally, this new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie shows its true colors. It can have crazy knife-happy Shredder, tons of magic hour cinematography, and all the human lips and noses it wants, but at the end of the day it’s still a goofball kids movie. Which is exactly what it should be.

Take this song for instance. Performed by probably rugged rappers with tons of street cred and names like Juicy J. Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign, it nevertheless features lyrics about turtle shells and stupid shit like that. I love it. I mean, I hate it but I love it.

You can totally buy the song in iTunes if you're super interested in covering it on acoustic guitar or anything fun like that. And you can also see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie any time you wish, so long as that time comes after August 8. And you can also marvel at how little the world has changed since that Vanilla Ice "Turtle Rap" song came out and made little me flip the fuck out.

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