I Hope You’re Proud Of Yourselves: TMNT Getting A Sequel

Garbage movie opens big, gets garbage sequel!

Clear your calendars for June 3rd, 2016 because the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Platinum Dunes version, are getting a sequel. Yup, the movie blew the doors off the box office this weekend, rocketing to number one with $65 million, and that has led Paramount - hungry for just about any motion picture content at all these days - to greenlight a sequel for two years from now. 

Maybe the sequel will fix some of the problems the first film had, like being almost unwatchably bad and forcing the Ninja Turtles into supporting roles in their own movie. Maybe they can fix the grotesque designs while they're at it. Oh, who am I kidding - it'll be just as bad, if not worse, than this one!

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