Every Actress Ever Up For TRUE DETECTIVE Season Two Lead

All of ‘em. Every one.

So True Detective season two already has drama-acting superstars Colin Farrell, Taylor Kitsch, and Vince Vaughn nailed down. Unfortunately, Gilbert Godfrey’s quote was too high. But casting trudges forward anyway, now in an attempt to find the show’s female lead.

And what a search it is. So far we’ve heard names like Elisabeth Moss and Rachel McAdams, and while that seems like enough to get what the show needs, today brings us a bunch of new names to ponder as if this were actually our job or something.

Here it goes! Rosario Dawson, Jessica Biel, Jaimie Alexander, Miss Piggy, Malin Akerman, Brit Marling, Michael Cera, Oona Chaplin, Onaa Chooplin, and Kelly Reilly are now all rumored for the role. That's a lot of people. It's too bad they can't all share the role.

This is probably the kind of thing that happens for a ton of roles on a ton of shows. It’s just more public in this case. Will one of these actresses move on to high drama True Detective glory? Or will they look elsewhere after checking out this group’s head shots? Who knows? But I'd steer clear of Miss Piggy for a while if I were you.