It's not too late to turn away from the trailer for Entourage, the movie based on the HBO show that magically transformed from a satire about Hollywood dopiness into the worst example of it. Along the way it became cringe-inducingly sexist, brain-numbingly dumb and culture-shatteringly supportive of Adrian Grenier's continued existence as a celebrity.
Now it's a movie. And it'll probably do pretty well. It opens June 5th, 2015, and it will be sponsored by vaping, Armenian coke dealers and Mike Tyson's rape conviction.