2015 Deemed Not Cool Enough For LONDON HAS FALLEN

It’s okay. It will still exist in every other year unto the end of time.

Well, you can’t win them all. My poor baby, London has Fallen, has been moved from October 2 to January 22, 2016. This could be a reaction to the fact that it doesn’t want to share a weekend with the recently moved Ridley Scott film, The Martian. See, like us, it felt the trailer for The Martian was pretty great and didn’t want to be responsible for the failure of a wonderful film.

So now we have to wait even longer to see Gerard Butler stab more people in the head. I would be bummed, but I know an adage about how the best things come to those who wait. Surely London has Fallen is the best thing. So I can wait.

I take it back. I can’t wait. This sucks.