Circle Circle Dot Dot: Elijah Wood Wants You To Stop Talking And Texting, Or You’ll Get COOTIES

And everybody knows cooties is the worst disease there is.

Cooties arrives in theaters September 18 (read my review out of Stanley here), and producer and star Elijah Wood has a very important message for those of you who will see this movie, or any other, at the Alamo Drafthouse:

This is a highly contagious disease with a very high mortality rate! But unlike Captain Trips or The Andromeda Strain, it's preventable. Just keep your trap shut and your phone in your pocket where it belongs, and we can all avoid any scenarios that resemble THIS: