Wow, Michelle Rodriguez To Play Pissed Ex-Dude In Walter Hill’s TOMBOY, A REVENGER’S TALE

Forget STAR WARS. I just bought ten tickets to THIS.

I’m not going to preamble or make jokes about this one. Let’s get right down to facts.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Michelle Rodriguez is going to star in a movie. Exciting! Michelle Rodriguez is going to star in a Walter Hill movie. Even more exciting (though, yes, his last movie wasn't all that great)! Michelle Rodriguez is going to star in a Walter Hill movie about a dude whose enemy gives him to a crazy surgeon (played by Sigourney Weaver) who turns him into a lady. And now he/she’s out for revenge. There aren’t enough bug-eyed emojis to adequately symbolize my excitement for that.

If that last paragraph was too long, this means Rodriguez, who has always been pretty masculine, is playing a guy who gets revenge for getting turned into a lady. Or she's playing the lady he grudgingly becomes, at least. What a perfect, perfect thing. People are going to get so offended and confused at the same time. The think pieces. Imagine the think pieces. 

I mean, just look at that title. Tomboy, a Revenger’s Tale. Has there every been a more promising motion picture in the history of cinema?