TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLES 2 Trailer Should Make Cartoon Fans Happy

Every bit of fan service possible, if that’s what you’re after.

Capitalism is a failed system. My proof: the existence of another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I’m, of course, thrilled that it exists because Tyler Perry is in it, but I can’t imagine the pain the rest of you probably suffer while watching this:

For die hard fans of the cartoon, this might look decent. The goofy turtles are all over this trailer, but we also get looks at Casey Jones, that pizza-throwing van thing, and the glorious CG premiere of Bebop and Rocksteady. I hope this is everything you want it to be.

To be honest, besides seeing Tyler Perry act like a nerd this is the most hilarious part of the trailer:

I enjoy boobs, but why the hell would you do that.