THE LEGEND OF TARZAN Trailer: This Does Not Bode Well

Introducing a new core workout craze in which people get raised by gorillas.

While the CG within the frame sucks, the cinematography for The Legend of Tarzan looks fantastic. That’s about the only nice thing I can say about this trailer:

Who wants this? I assume it’s the same person who wanted I, Frankenstein and Dracula Untold. I have to respect this guy’s (I assume it’s a guy) impressively poor taste.

Here’s what I know from this trailer: being raised by CG gorilla is really good for your abs. I feel sorry for everyone involved with this, and there are a lot of awesome people involved with this. In addition to Tarazan (actor form) himself, you have Margot Robbie, Samuel L. Jackson, John Hurt, and poor, poor Christoph Waltz. Actually, I feel most sorry for Djimon Hounsou, who seems to only play the same character anymore.

Watch the trailer. It is very funny, and sometimes that's the best you can ask for from a Wednesday. 

I kind of want to see this. If it’s under two hours long, that is.