Aliens are coming back this summer with Fox’s big Independence Day revival. Remember how they had a really big ship in the last film? Now they have one that’s even bigger! Bigger things are more exciting! You can start getting excited right now by looking at the film’s new poster:
See? It’s huge! Practically planet sized. They should just park it so we never get any sun and wait until we’re all dead. It wouldn’t be the most exciting movie, but it would certainly get the job done.
How many of you are actually excited about this one? I keep forgetting it even exists. But when I do remember it, I hold close to my heart the promise of more Judd Hirsch action in my future. My ticket is sold for that and that alone… though, I mean, look at the size of that spaceship! It’s big!