Here’s A Bombastic New Trailer For TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS

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Hey, look, it's a new trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows.

Quite frankly, I'm not what I can say about this that I didn't already cover the last time we got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer.

Yes, it looks marginally less shitty than the last one.  Yes, the Turtles still look like dongs. Yes, this is a film intended for children (that's why Megan Fox is in what appears to be a Catholic school girl's outfit; kids love that shit) and, as such, should probably be shrugged off by those of us without children. Yes, it will make a dispiriting amount of money and generate a third entry.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows arrives June 3rd, but you'll be seeing Civil War for the third time that weekend.

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