BAYWATCH Reminds You Of Impending Release With First Official Photo

Hang ten for about a year. Then you can relax.

Baywatch is apparently coming out one year from today. That’s very important. It means 365 more days until you get to experience exactly what too much muscles and boobs in the same movie looks like.

To celebrate, Paramount has released the first official photo of the cast, which means all other photos we’ve seen so far have been dogshit. Here it is:

And if that’s too boring for you, there’s also this variant:

On top of all that, there’s also a brief synopsis to go on:

BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

So there you go. That’s all the Baywatch stuff you could ever need. In fact, there isn’t even a real movie. It’s all just those two pictures. What’d you think? I thought the chubs virgin guy was hilarious!