I went pretty far out of my way to deride Yoga Hosers last week, so my plan this time is to just leave this trailer here and let you work that magic yourselves in the comments:
I can either walk away now or spend the rest of the day picking this apart, bad joke after bad joke. You are welcome to do that, of course, but I feel it best if I, just this once, choose the higher ground. Because I need to believe there is such a thing after watching that trailer.
Keep in mind, I was something of a Tusk defender. And I will see this film. But that trailer is aggressively telling me to go fuck myself; I am very tempted to oblige.