It’s been a while since I saw a trailer for a film that was simultaneously so jam packed with talented people and awful nonsense. I bow to you, Middle School:
Look at that roster. Andy Daly, Lauren Graham, Rob Riggle, that badass kid from Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp. And then look at that twerpy kid. Know that his character name is Rafe Khatchadorian. Understand that he thinks he’s smarter than you and will live forever.
Directed by Paul Blart’s Steve Carr, I’m sure Middle School has a big audience ahead of it, and I imagine telling that audience to turn off their phones during the film would be a total non-starter. I guess what I’m getting at is I cannot wait to see this. Like just shove it down my face right now.