Once upon a time, people got into this big fad where they bought a bunch of these little plastic naked dolls with tall hair of all colors. They were called Trolls. Unlike most trolls, they neither scared children nor supplied mean comments online. They were just cute. (Actually they were a little ugly.)
It would have made sense to make a movie during their heyday. But instead, Dreamworks is making one now, and that film has a trailer:
This is not good. I suppose it’s not for me but rather little kids and people nostalgic about their cute ‘90s toys, but still. All I know is this trailer has not one but two moments where characters get so scared they suddenly poop/pee themselves, a joke I’ve already seen too much of in the Secret Lives of Pets trailer.
If this is up your alley, more power to you. As you can see from the embarrassing roll call near the end, it stars Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick, Russell Brand, Zooey Deschanel, James Corden and Gwen Stefani. You can force your kids to watch it November 4.