Would You Like To See 17 Seconds Of JOHN WICK: CHAPTER TWO?

Of course you would!

Few things are worse than trailers for trailers. We try our best to ghost them here. But some are too monumental to ignore. John Wick: Chapter Two absolutely counts:

It’s almost painful how little we get to see there, but John Wick is definitely back, this time kicking ass overseas. Plus, the whole point of a trailer trailer is to get us ready for the REAL trailer to arrive Saturday. So don’t jump off any buildings or anything yet.

Between now and then, however, all we can do is dream. Will John Wick pop any heads in the trailer? Will his new dog show up? How many cast members will we see? Why can’t this whole movie just come out tomorrow?

Luckily there is alcohol. A couple benders, and it’ll be here before you know it.