Yonkers Drafthouse: The Greatest ROCKY Marathon Ever Is Coming Your Way!

If you don’t go to this, Evan will be mad at you.

Not many of us know ahead of time when the greatest day of our life will arrive. But if you live near the Yonker’s Alamo Drafthouse, I can tell you that day will be December 3. Why? Because they are showing all seven Rocky movies in one big marathon, ya dummy.

You heard me correctly. All seven, Rocky through Creed. The first 100 people through the door get a screen printed poster made just for the event. There will be Mondo Rocky poster giveaways, to say nothing of a Philadelphia-themed menu.

Please understand: I do not live anywhere near Yonkers. I cannot go to this. If you can but choose not to, we simply cannot be friends. This may be where Phil and I part ways.

Tickets are on sale now, and you can buy them here. Do it. Do it for those of us who are not so lucky. And remember, if you get tired you can always take a nap during Rocky IV.