Nicolas Cage Is Joining THE HUMANITY BUREAU

Cage is on the case. The HUMAN case!

I don’t know why, but I just can’t get over the title The Humanity Bureau. It’s so blunt and simple and goofy. That alone has my interest. But then I learn it stars Nicolas Cage, and everything gets elevated. Because that’s just what Nicolas Cage does. He elevates shit.

Sure enough, Deadline reports that Nicolas Cage will star in the upcoming sci-fi action film, The Humanity Bureau, which starts shooting next week. Directed by Rob King and written by Dave Schultz, The Humanity Bureau is about a bureau that gets rid of undesirable, free-loading humans in a global warming-decimated future. They target some innocent kid, and only Cage can stop them.

Sounds okay! This is coming from Minds Eye, VMI and Bridgegate, three companies with which I am not familiar. But their last film starred Westley Snipes! So if nothing else, you should be able to find this in your local Red Box at some point. Hopefully it lived up to its wonderful title.