Drafthouse Films To Release THE COMPLETE KLOWN COLLECTION Onto Penis-Shaped Flashdrive

Because no other shape would do.

I know a genius idea when I see one. And releasing both Klown films as well as sixty episodes of the Klown series along with special extras on a penis-shaped flash drive is a genius idea.

If you haven’t seen any Klown business yet, the movies and show acts as a kind of extra perverted version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It focuses on two international celebrities, Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen, who play themselves as they get into one really bad - usually penis-related - situation after another. It’s awkward, it’s extreme, and it’s almost always hilarious.

This special deal is currently a pre-sale with a December 13 release. For only $33 dollars, this seems like a Christmas no-brainer. Your grandparents will love it.

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Drafthouse Films has announced the upcoming release of The Complete Klown Collection, a highly limited flashdrive release featuring almost 35 hours of ridiculous, gut-churning, hilariously distasteful comedy from the brilliant and twisted minds of Danish comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen. Featuring the smash hit Klown (2010), its sequel Klown Forever (2015), and all six seasons of the TV series that preceded both films––plus extras like deleted scenes and more––as DRM-free mp4 files, The Complete Klown Collection is housed on a 64GB flash-drive within a custom-made “micro-willy.”

The exclusive collection will be available for purchase while supplies last via drafthousefilms.com, participating Alamo Drafthouse Cinema locations, and other select retailers, with a SRP of $32.99, starting December 13th. Klown Forever will be released on standalone Blu-ray/DVD combo pack on the same date.

Denmark’s most beloved and notorious comedians, Hvam and Christensen are committed to an ongoing battle against decency and taboo. Their long-running TV series, “Klown,” pits their fictional alter-egos against every possible unspeakable indignity imaginable for 60 hilariously depraved episodes. Their misadventures tarnished the big screen in the 2010 hit feature film, Klown, with the duo embarking on a sinfully misguided canoeing trip. An English-language remake is currently being developed by actor/comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) and Annapurna Pictures. The latest entry to the series, Klown Forever, picks up five years after the catastrophic events of the preceding film as the pair attempt to break into Hollywood. An unholy hybrid of Larry David and Lars von Trier, The Complete Klown Collectionpresents the entire masterfully cringe-worthy series together for the very first time.