Win Your Very Own Penis-Shaped Flash Drive KLOWN Collection

A gift for the ages (as long as those ages are over 18).

A couple weeks ago, we brought news of Drafthouse’s new Klown collection that holds both movies and every episode of the show on one tiny penis-shaped flash drive. Obviously, this is an item that must be owned by every sensible human. But not all of you will have to buy it.

That’s right! We’re giving away two of these guys. All you have to do to enter our contest is email me ([email protected]) with the subject KLOWN and tell me your favorite act of nasty awfulness from the Klown show or films. There are plenty to choose from.

US entries only, sorry! And make sure you put your name and address in the email so we know where to send them!

As for the flash drive itself, I have one and love it. Just the idea that I can now watch Klown on a plane where kids can peek through seats and watch as well fills me with joy, not to mention the happiness I get from having a penis sticking out of my computer in public. You can get yours here. If you don’t win the contest, that is. And most of you won’t.

The contest will end tomorrow morning. Good luck!