We do not have an official Christmas Tree Ornament Correspondent here at Birth.Movies.Death., an oversight that's only become apparent in the wake of the Tweet below.
Adorno navideño #DieHard
— BlondeNotDumb (@carohorr) December 18, 2016@pipevicioso @ernestogarratt pic.twitter.com/VyXwBm1Lhr
We don't know who to source this image to (I've seen it linked by a few people; it appears the internet owns it now), but if they're reading this, I'd just like to commend you on an excellent piece of work. These should be mass-produced and sold as collectibles, preferably in time for this year's Christmas (will accept next Christmas if and only if Mondo agrees to handle production and distribution).
Please, feel free to share this no-nutritional-value post with the Die Hard mega-fan in your life.