It's time for the Alternate Birth.Movies.Death. Alternate Oscars, also known as The Oscars! Here's a good place for you to jaw about red carpet gowns, celebrity side-eye, political speeches, Jimmy Kimmel's jokes and - oh yeah! - movies. Mostly movies. (Although I'm a big fan of celebrity side-eye, if we're being honest.)
Love it, hate it, tolerate it, tease it - do whatever you want with it below!