It’s St. Patrick’s Day. It’s also Friday. The chances that you will get drunk tonight are extremely high. That’s okay! Have fun! But be careful. With all that booze, you might find yourself making some decisions you’ll regret.
Here is some advice that might help you, however, while you party it up. Take it seriously because it comes from noted party animal Nacho Vigalondo, director of NEON’s Colossal:
I love Nacho, but if our parents took that advice many of us might not be here.
Colossal hits theaters April 7.