This FREE FIRE Don’t Talk, Don’t Text PSA Hurts Like Hell

You can’t say he wasn’t asking for it.

Free Fire comes out soon, and I can’t wait because it’s already one of my favorite films of the year. Unsurprisingly, this new Free Fire Don’t Talk, Don’t Text PSA might be one of my second favorite movies of the year:

For those who need to be talked into watching, that’s Ben Wheatley, Armie Hammer, and Sharlto Copley shooting the shit out of a shirtless Tim League with paintballs. Paintballs hurt, even when you have clothes on. So you know, don’t talk or text in an Alamo Drafthouse theater. It’s pretty simple, just follow the rules and this won’t happen to you.

As for Free Fire, the film is excellent and comes out April 21.