Michael Moore To Bring Down Trump With Secret Movie FAHRENHEIT 11/9

Just like he brought down Bush!

That irascible Michael Moore is back at it again. According to The Tracking Board, the polemic filmmaker has been working in secret on a film called Fahrenheit 11/9 (get it?) that will take deadly aim at the Trump administration. It has just been acquired by Bob and Harvey Weinstein to be released by their Fellowship Adventure Group, which is definitely not a cult.

Moore’s feeling pretty good about his film, too:

“No matter what you throw at him, it hasn’t worked,” says Moore. “No matter what is revealed, he remains standing. Facts, reality, brains cannot defeat him. Even when he commits a self-inflicted wound, he gets up the next morning and keeps going and tweeting. That all ends with this movie,” boasted Moore.

I guess I shouldn’t doubt him. After all, he - along with that Dilbert guy - was one of the few people out there who accurately predicted Trump would win the election. Perhaps he has what it takes to finish off whatever is left after all the eviscerations Trump has suffered at the hands of John Oliver.

There is not yet a release date for this, but Moore better hurry up. The Republicans are sure to impeach Trump any minute!