JUNGLE Gets Another Super Horrific Trailer

Get this guy a shower, STAT.

The first trailer for Jungle came out in June and looked pretty gross. But somewhere up there, the powers that be figured it didn’t look gross enough. So now we have this new trailer:

This is a film where Daniel Radcliffe gets fucked up in all kinds of various ways and apparently keeps trudging forward in some misguided attempt to survive a jungle. To be totally honest with you, I am on board. Director Greg McLean certainly doesn’t appear to be interested in taking things easy on young Radcliffe and I am excited to see just how fucked up his skinny ass gets by the end of the film. (This is a prequel to Swiss Army Man, right?)

So it’s safe to say I’m looking forward to hearing more about this film. What do you guys think? I know, it should have been Ron. I feel ya.