Green Band BLOCKERS Trailer Has John Cena Eating A Thong

He is also ascared by small dildos.

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you: Blockers will probably be bad. Like, really bad from the looks of things. I mean, there's literally a photo of a gamecock before the title on this trailer. Because, get it? Cock blockers? Hey, where you guys going? 

Anyway, it stars John Cena, Leslie Mann and Ike Barinholtz as parents trying to prevent their kids from losing their innocence (read: bang until the sun comes up) on prom night. Not a novel storyline by any means, but Cena gets scared by a pink dildo at one point, so it's not all bad, I suppose.

Take a look:

Look, I find Cena funny, so I'll watch it. IDGAF. 

Blockers comes out April 6th. Do with that info what you will.