Friends, I have a confession to make.
Sometimes, in my line of work, I'll find myself forced to write up trailers, posters and/or new developments regarding movies I simply could not care less about. Ninety-nine percent of the time, I'm able to grit my teeth, soldier through, and get the job done without tipping my hand as to how few fucks I give about the movie-in-question. This is a learned, hard-won skill, one forged in the fires of 20,000 character poster articles and however-many posts I've written over the years about new Dane DeHaan projects.
Today, I'm drawing the line. I cannot even begin to pretend to give a shit about the latest iteration of Robin Hood.
So, let's just get this over with. Here's the fucking trailer.
Here's a fucking synopsis:
"Robin of Loxley (Taron Egerton) a war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander (Jamie Foxx) mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown in a thrilling action-adventure packed with gritty battlefield exploits, mind-blowing fight choreography, and a timeless romance."
Aaand here's a fucking poster:
Robin Hood opens on November 11th. Good luck with all that.