Nobody really asked for Destination Wedding - a new romantic comedy featuring Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder as a pair of shitty assholes, rolling to the titular nuptial vacation stag - but we're so fucking glad it's here.
The first trailer arrived today, promising a ton of acidic snark, as these two spit barbs at one another, while seemingly being hyper-judgey of everyone and everything around them. Basically, it's the fictionalization of every romance I've ever been involved in.
Take a look:
I'm gonna be real and say I'm totally into everything that's happening here. Winona seems to be doing a "single cat lady" riff on every droll teenager she played during the '80s and '90s, and Keanu is deadpanning like John Wick, only in a fucking rom-com. This looks delightful and they can count my ticket as sold.
Destination Wedding hits theaters August 24th. I hope this becomes the first in Keanu and Winona's own personal Before trilogy.