Had Black Water - an action movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, where they team up to take down nefarious forces on a submarine - been made in 1995, it'd be hitting 2000 screens across the country. In 2018, you'll find it at your local 7/11, just chilling in a Redbox next to the beer cooler. Honestly, that might be the best place for it.
Based on this trailer, longtime DTV action DoP Pasha Patriki knows he's got two aging studs fronting his film, and wants to put their charisma and physical talents to fine use. I mean, JCVD jumps through a fucking two-way mirror in the first 20 or so seconds. What else do you want?
Take a look:
Yes, yes, and yes again. I don't care if The Expendables movies sucked, you team up these two lugs, and I'm there with my $3 the day it hits convenience stores.
Black Water drops on DVD, Blu-ray and VOD June 29th. I'll keep the booze on ice for you.