It seems everyone on the internet loves Jeff Goldblum, but will you still love him when he’s threatening you with a T. rex for talking and texting in an Alamo Drafthouse theater? Let’s see!
Yep. Alamo Drafthouse somehow hired actor and noted business consultant Jeff Goldblum to help solve their talking and texting problem. His answer: a vicious dinosaur roaming the theaters. That should work.
This is, of course, all to help get us geared up for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, tickets for which are now on sale here. Get 'em while they're piping hot!