New JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 Trailer Has Headshots, Horses & A Dog Attacking A Guy’s Junk

Needless to say, we're in.

Here we go. A brand-new John Wick: Chapter 3 trailer. 

Honestly, is there a better way to start one's day?

At this point, I'm not sure what else there is to add about John Wick: Chapter 3. The John Wick brand is strong, and trustworthy, and it is your friend. Do you like Keanu Reeves? Do you like weirdo mythologies? Do you like dozens upon dozens of criminal henchmen being absolutely destroyed in every conceivable manner (up to and including having their crotches chewed on by attack dogs)? Do you know exactly what John Wick means when he says it wasn't just a puppy? Then John Wick: Chapter 3 will almost certainly be for you. It's certainly for us, and we can't wait to see it. 

One last time, here's the official plot synopsis, which is very brief because it doesn't need to be anything but brief:

"Legendary hit man John Wick must fight his way out of New York when a $14 million contract on his life makes him the target of the world's top assassins."

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum arrives in theaters on May 17th. We'll see you there.