EXCLUSIVE: Here’s Our Bloody First Look At Chelsea Stardust’s SATANIC PANIC

Not this image, though. You gotta click through to see the real one.

One movie we're really looking forward to here at Birth.Movies.Death. is Chelsea Stardust's Satanic Panic, a horror-comedy starring Hayley Griffith, Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell, Jordan Ladd and, presumably, Satan. Centering around a pizza delivery girl whose latest order finds her dropping off pies at an upscale home looking for a virgin sacrifice (uh-oh), it's about as "in our wheelhouse" as these things get. 

Today, we're excited to share one of the first stills from the film with you. 

Please look upon it now:

As you can see, that's Hayley Griffith, clearly having a rough go of things as she attempts to make her final delivery of the night. Looks like she's already crossed paths with those troublesome Satanists, huh?

Here's an official plot synopsis, by the way:

"Times are tough for Sam. Already a cancer survivor at twenty-two, she eeks out a meager existence delivering pizza for minimum wage—and minimum tips—while dealing with an exploitative boss and obnoxious coworkers. When the final delivery of the night promises to take her to a wealthy neighborhood with the chance of a healthy tip, she takes the opportunity to make up for an unprofitable shift. What begins as a quest for cash ends up as a quest for survival, though, when it turns out her customers aren’t who she’s used to delivering to. Instead, they’re a Satanic cult of a very different color: high-society elites for whom worshipping the Dark Lord coexists with country clubs and casseroles."

Nothing further to report on Satanic Panic at this time, but of course we'll be bringing you further updates as they roll in. In the meantime: any of you ever work as a pizza delivery person? What's the weirdest thing you ever encountered while on the job? Sound off in the comments below, and stay tuned for more on Satanic Panic.