Say Your Prayers: The First SATANIC PANIC Trailer Has Arrived

In which things go horribly awry for one pizza-delivering virgin.

We've been following the goings-on with Chelsea Stardust's Satanic Panic ever since the project was announced, and today we're excited to finally be getting our first look at the film (yes, a few BMD contributors have caught Satanic Panic at this film festival or that, but here I'm speaking for the rest of the crew, who has yet to lay eyes on it), via a new trailer that just landed online.

How's it look? Fun! And Satan-y! Check it out:

Does right what it says on the tin! You've got your pizza delivery girl named Sam (Hayley Griffith) who, quite inadvertently, finds herself making a delivery to the worst possible house (hint: the one filled with Satanists, a group that includes Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell and Jordan Ladd). Those Satanists just so happen to be in the market for a virgin, and wouldn't ya know it...Sam fits the bill.

Reaction to Satanic Panic's been mixed thus far, but I'm into the tone on display here, and I like the cast, and oh I'll just go ahead and admit that I'm a sucker for any movie where a bunch of folks dress up in red cloaks and chant "Hail, Satan!" I don't know what that says about me nor do I care to investigate the matter, but that's where we are. Sure, I'll watch this.

Satanic Panic opens wide on September 6th. Y'all gonna give this one a shot, or will you be in church that day? Sound off in the comments below.