Today, after an untold number of months and an endless series of sleepless nights, the Dark Lord has decided - in his great and terrible wisdom - to look fondly upon us all by unleashing the very first (and what will in all likelihood be the last) trailer for Glenn Danzig's Verotika. We've been feverishly anticipating a look at this film ever since our own Andrew Todd had his brain destroyed by it at Cinepocalypse last year, but all that waiting is behind us now.
Today, we begin a new chapter in our lives.
This, as we've already noted, is the trailer for Glenn Danzig's Verotika. It has everything you would expect the trailer for Glenn Danzig's Verotika to have: a suspicious number of pull-quotes, insanely dramatic music, a sorceress-type lady sauntering through a dungeon-like room where dead bodies dangle from the ceiling, lighting (and acting!) that might charitably be called "porn-ish"...I mean, it's just about perfect.
And here's the really good news: we won't be waiting much longer to see this one for ourselves. Verotika will hit VOD on February 25th, with a three-disc (!!!) Blu-ray release arriving shortly thereafter, on March 3rd. Can it possibly live up to the hype? We cannot wait to find out. Stay tuned for more on Verotika as further updates roll in (oh, and by the way: if anyone has a direct line to Danzig, do let us know; we'd love to have a word with him).