The Final BLACK WIDOW Trailer Has Arrived

In which the MCU's Phase Four begins.

Today brings the final trailer for Cate Shortland's Black Widow, which - as its title would suggest - is the MCU's long-awaited Black Widow solo movie. Starring Scarlett Johansson as the titular super-spy and featuring Florence Pugh, Rachel Weisz and David Harbour as members of Natasha Romanoff's mysterious, ass-kicking family, Black Widow is the first film in Marvel's Phase Four, which will also include The Eternals, Shang Chi, Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness, Thor: Love and Thunder, and a raft of Disney+ shows.

How's the trailer? Take a look.

This final trailer looks a bit more refined than the previous trailers we've seen (footage from what appears to be the film's climactic battle looks far less rough around the edges this time around), which is nice, but I'm still having trouble getting all worked up about this one. Maybe that's because it's a prequel! Maybe I'm just misdiagnosing a case of Marvel fatigue! Maybe I'm wrong and this looks excellent and I'm the one person who's just not all that thrilled by everything going on here! Whatever the case may be, I can only report my truth. 

But, hey, that doesn't mean y'all can't get hyped, or that I shouldn't show you this brand-new Black Widow poster, which dropped alongside today's new trailer. Please use your eyeballs to look upon it now:

For those who require such things, here's an official plot synopsis:

"In Marvel Studios’ action-packed spy thriller “Black Widow,” Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow confronts the darker parts of her ledger when a dangerous conspiracy with ties to her past arises. Pursued by a force that will stop at nothing to bring her down, Natasha must deal with her history as a spy and the broken relationships left in her wake long before she became an Avenger. Scarlett Johansson reprises her role as Natasha/Black Widow, Florence Pugh stars as Yelena, David Harbour portrays Alexei/The Red Guardian, and Rachel Weisz is Melina. Directed by Cate Shortland and produced by Kevin Feige, “Black Widow”—the first film in Phase Four of the Marvel Cinematic Universe—hits U.S. theaters on May 1, 2020."

Like it says above, Black Widow will hit theaters on May 1st. Discuss.