Is New Batman Wearing The Gun That Killed His Parents Or The One That Killed Wolverine?
His codpiece is covered by the metal of the sewer grate his mother’s pearls bounced into.
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Evan Saathoff
Join Date: Sep 15, 2011 • Last Entry Date: Feb 14, 2020 • Articles: 5304
Evan has been smartassing-up the Internet since 2008. His passions include dumb action movies, not-dumb action movies, Shakespeare, and Tyler Perry. While he claims to understand that people don't always get what they want, he nevertheless believes it would be “cool” if he could become more like Danny DeVito with age.
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Wes Anderson’s THE FRENCH DISPATCH Trailer Is Extra Wes Andersony
But, then again, everything Wes Anderson does is extra Wes Andersony isn’t it?
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Board Game Review: PHOTOSYNTHESIS
It’s time to become king of the forest.
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HAMILTON Is Hitting The Big Screen Via - Who Else? - Disney
The room where it happened was probably an entire bank.
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Disney’s MULAN Super Bowl Spot Looks Cool As Hell
Warning: from this point on, I will have no idea what I’m talking about.
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Sundance Review: WENDY - Okay NOW Can We Be Done With Peter Pan Movies?
Benh Zeitlin‘s BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD follow up is beautiful but will be divisive.
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Sundance Review: MINARI - Good Luck Not Loving This One
You cannot escape the adorable sweetness of this movie.
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Sundance Review: HERSELF Is A Very Fine Indie Drama™
You haven’t seen this film before but you also kind of have.
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Sundance Review: THE MOLE AGENT Sneaks Its Way Into Your Heart
And then slowly yanks it out.
