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This time, it's war.

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Or Bertha Rochester! Or Fyodor Dostoyevsky! Or Eudora Welty! Or Susan Boyle! Or Frederick Douglass! Or

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A fuzzy little Falkor to scare the bullies in your life.

Make your own tiny pixelated Super Troopers or X-Men with these easy patterns. 

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